So today, Ming and I were in Heather's house and fooling around with her computer. Then Wei Han comes online and starts chatting with "Heather". Since it's an hour before lab starts, I decided to have some fun of my own. Enjoy.

Han says:
got the green light for what?

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
i am getting married!!!!

Han says:
wtf???!!!

Han says:
serious lar

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
serious!! Shane asked me 3 days ago!

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
my parents said yes

Han says:
Shane???

Han says:
when you got back together with him?>

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
last month

Han says:
oh my gawd!

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
i am so happy!!

Han says:
how did he proposed?

Han says:
shit man...i am stunned and stunted here

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
i know!!! ming they all were stunned alsoo!

Han says:
i am happy for you too!!!

Han says:
LOL! HARPEE!!!

Han says:
when is the DAY???

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
christmas eve

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
cos he is cahtolic

Han says:
wah!!!

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
its a holy day

Han says:
so nice and special!!!

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
i know!!

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
you all must come ok!

Han says:
damn rite it is

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
you and cindy also

Han says:
wouldn't miss it for the world!!!

Han says:
alrite!

Han says:
where?

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
palace of the golden horses

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
cos horses are holy

Han says:
wah!!!

Han says:
so grand!

Han says:
hahahah!

Han says:
how did Shane proposed?

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
ok so we went for dinner one night

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
and then it was in the revolving restaurant in KL tower

Han says:
mm hmm

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
and then when we got there, i asked him why the place was empty

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
then he said he booked the whole restaurant cos it was going to be a special day

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
then we had dinner and then a guy came and played violin

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
and then gave me a bouquet of roses

Han says:
he fracking booked the entire revolving restaurant on top of KL tower???

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
and there was a ring tied to it

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
and then he got down on one knee and proposed!!!

Han says:
Heather...you're so lucky!!!

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
yeah he did!! so sweet rifgt?!

Han says:
whoa! i salute Shane man!

Han says:
so sweet? EXTREMLY sweet ah!

Han says:
wah hahahaah!

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
hahaha yeah i cried that night cos i was so happy

Han says:
u shld

Han says:
man...IT'S JUZ LIKE IN THE MOVIES

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
yeah and then when we got out, this bmw came to pick us up

Han says:
i can't believe i have a friend getting married...soon...yes...but it's such a happy news to me, i don't know why, LOL!

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
and then we went to another hotel

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
then we had a really romantic ballroom reserved just for us

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
yeah.. thanks for being happy for me

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
thats what friends are for right

Han says:
wow Heather!

Han says:
another ballroom reserved for juz the both of u???

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
yeah!!

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
Shane is sooooooooooooo sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!

Han says:
man, i bet all ur girlfriends damn jealous of you, hahaha!

Han says:
i know!

Han says:
what hotel was it?

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
marriott

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
it was awesome

Han says:
so i assume sue, ming and all the monash ppl know liao?

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
yeah they all know already

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
they couldnt believe it

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
sue is my bridesmaid

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
ming is the pageboy

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
seremban freinds doing my seremban wedding

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
must have 2 weddings lah

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
1 for friends, 1 for family

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
but you and cindy are invited to both

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
you confirm coming right?

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
whats your aussie address?

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
i want to send you the official invitation card

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
then i will send ben and yvonne and kiet's cards to you also

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
you know lah, wedding so expensive, cannot afford so many stamps

Han says:
okok

Han says:
haha

Han says:
i can't recall the full address now but i will send u an e-mail soon, ok?

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
ok ok better be quick ok

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
then i can send out the cards ASAP

Han says:
then u can juz send along yvonne's, ben's and hui kiet's invitation card to me

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
yeah thanks

Han says:
alrite...hahaha...can't wait to get married, can u?

Han says:
what is pageboy???

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
the boy who carries the wedding rings down the aisle

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
pam is the flower girl

Han says:
pam flower girL???

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
kelly and li wei cant make it because they are also getting married

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
at this point, you should know that this isnt actually Heather

Han says:
huh?

Han says:
gosh

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
because it sounds more like someone else is using her computer and pulling a fast one on you

Han says:
bummer!

Han says:
who are you actually?!

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
you've just been punk'd

Han says:
i suspected it already lar

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
i dont have a name

Heather...i got the green light!! says:
just call me punkster

Han says:
mahai

Han says:
chow hai

He later on proceeds to cover up and say that he knew it was a lie all along and that he was playing along. Do you believe him? Vote in sidebar on your right below the chatbox!

The names Heather and Shane were used in place of the original names as requested by "Heather".