This article scared the hell out of me. Imagine if millions of cockroaches came crawling out of your toilet bowl while you were on it, in the process of making No.2!!

>> Cockroach that can fly are actually pregnant. According to the
>> documentary film, their ability to fly stem from a survival instincts to protect
>> their eggs while incubating. So it's a natural progression of their ability
>> when a female cockroach gets pregnant.
>>
>> So when you do see a flying cockroach, be sure to send it flying to
>> heaven before it spills its evil spawns out!!!
>>
>> To totally eliminate their race, after killing the pregnant cockroach, use
>> alcohol to burn it, so as to totally wipe out the eggs remember the movie
>> Aliens, where Sigourney Weaver burns the eggs??
>>
>> That's the only way to totally kill out these roaches. Do not attempt to
>> flush the dead cockroach down the toilet without burning it or totally
>> squashing it!
>>
>> The eggs will still hatch and climb out to spread their evil around and
>> you'll have more to deal with in time.
>>
>> Also, do not use insecticide on the pregnant cockroach cos it will only
>> help the eggs to develop resistance against the insecticide in future.

Apologies for the half-assed post. Recuperating from post-exam euphoria. Hell starts tomorrow. In Muar.

Have a Happy New Year. Whatever.